Captain Hippie Pants Coronavirus Rants

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I was living in a lockdown town, Didn't know it was a lockdown town, Everything it really get's me down, In this Lockdown Town. All my friends were self isolating, Didn't know they were self isolating, Turns out i was self isolating too, In Lockdown Town.
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Looking out the window it's another sunny day, And all you want to do is go out and play, But indoors you must stay. All you want to do is have a brew! Staying in doors, is getting kind of tough, And all that hand washing makes the skin real rough, And frankly you've had enough, All you want to do is have a brew! Where you going to go today? Nowhere! What you going to do today? Nothing! Who you going to see today? No one! Just stay in, Just stay in. It's got the whole world on it's knee's, It's got the whole world on it's knee's, It's got the whole world on it's knee's, This antisocial disease!
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It was twenty hundred and twenty; Men and women were dying, With the stuff that the doctors called Covid 19. People were dying everywhere, Death was creeping all through the air, And the groans of the rich sure was sad. Well it was God's almighty plan, He was judging this whole land, North and south, east and west, It can be seen, It killed the rich, killed the poor, It's gonna kill just a little more, If you don't turn away from the shame. At Number 10 Downing Street, The Prime Minister said it would be, Just a few weeks before Covid would be controlled, The NHS they were clapped, Sent the doctors all home to bed, And the nurses all broke out with the same. Well it was God's almighty plan, He was judging this old land, North and south, east and west, It can be seen, It killed the rich, killed the poor, It's gonna kill just a little more, If you don't turn away from the shame. Coronavirus is the kind of disease, Makes you weak down to your knees, Carries a fever everybody surely dreads, Packs a pain in every bone, In a few days, you are gone. To that hole in the ground called your grave. Well it was God's almighty plan, He was judging this old land, North and south, east and west, It can be seen, It killed the rich, killed the poor, It's gonna kill just a little more, If you don't listen to the scientists.
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Hey Major Tom are you still out there, I've been looking for life everywhere, Are you looking to the Earth or out to the stars, Are you trying to start a new life on Mars, if you're looking for somewhere to land, I've drawn a big X in the sand, I'm waiting all alone down here, For someone to share a beer. I've found a fish, a cow and and a hen, and I've been sleeping with a mannequin, But I can't find people anywhere, Are there any signs of life up there? I've got all the drugs you could do, Round the rim of my margarita pool, Come on down and I'll explain, How I found all the cartels cocaine. My only friend is a volley ball,drew on a face and called him Paul, Is being the last man in space better or worse, Than being the last man here on Earth?
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Why would you say that you would agree, If only they protested peacefully, Then why were you getting so angry, when footballers got down on one knee. Why weren't you saying then that all lives mater? You didn't care for the refugees, or the children dying in the seas, Didn't care for their economy, just keep them away from you and me. Why weren't you saying then that all lives mater? You say it's to much to ask, For you to wear a face mask, You say it's an attack on your liberty, Don't care if you spread Covid-19. Why aren't you saying now that all lives mater?
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At 6am Weatherspoons was open and I was ready for a beer, At 7am breakfast was coming and the lads were on their way here, At 8am I was 3 pints down and everything was feeling alright, At 9am Old Danny Boy turned up and I gave him a hug so tight. Cos It's over! Lockdown is over! We can do what we want to do! It's all done! So let's have some fun! Before they lock us down again for wave 2! At 10am we decided to go somewhere else after the next round, At 11am we were the very first people through the doorr of The Rose & Crown, At Midday Charlie rang a number, we're going to be just fine, At 1pm we we're all in the toilets having a damn good line. Cos It's over! Lockdown is over! We can do what we want to do! It's all done! So let's have some fun! Before they lock us down again for wave 2! At 2pm there's now girls in here and some I could really fancy, At 3pm we're chatting to them and I think this one really likes me, At 4pm I'm thinking I'm definitely going back to her place, At 5pm I make my move and she slaps me in my face. Cos It's over! Lockdown is over! We can do what we want to do! It's all done! So let's have some fun! Before they lock us down again for wave 2! At 8pm I wake up and I'm lying on the kitchen floor, At 9pm I do another line and I head back out the door, At 10pm I'm in the pub again searching for my mates down town, At 11pm we're all back together and it's time for a Jager round. Cos It's over! Lockdown is over! We can do what we want to do! It's all done! So let's have some fun! Before they lock us down again for wave 2! At Midnight I see that girl again, I think my chances are alright, At 1am some guys hitting on her, I think he's spoiling for a fight, At 2am I'm in the hospital, waiting in the A&E, At 3am the doctors wearing PPE, hope I don't catch Covid-19. Cos It's over! Lockdown is over! We can do what we want to do! It's all done! So let's have some fun! Before they lock us down again for wave 2!
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The virus is spreading all through this land (wear a mask, wash your hands), The virus is spreading all through this land (wear a mask, wash your hands), The virus is spreading all through this land so stay indoors and wash your hands, The virus is spreading all through this land (wear a mask, wash your hands). Mother and Father on my bed are crying (wear a mask, wash your hands), Mother and Father on my bed are crying (wear a mask, wash your hands), Mother and Father on my bed are crying, Lord have mercy my only child is dying, Mother and Father on my bed are crying (wear a mask, wash your hands). The Doctor says we've got it bad (wear a mask, wash your hands), The Doctor says we've got it bad (wear a mask, wash your hands), The Doctor says we've got it bad, It's the worse case we've ever had, The Doctor says we've got it bad (wear a mask, wash your hands), The virus is spreading all through this land (wear a mask, wash your hands), The virus is spreading all through this land (wear a mask, wash your hands), The virus is spreading all through this land so stay alert and wash your hands, The virus is spreading all through this land (wear a mask, wash your hands). Track and Trace is coming and I'm full of fear (wear a mask, wash your hands), Track and Trace is coming and I'm full of fear (wear a mask, wash your hands), Track and Trace is coming and I'm full of fear because it's been Tory engineered, Track and Trace is coming and I'm full of fear (wear a mask, wash your hands), The virus is spreading all through this land (wear a mask, wash your hands), The virus is spreading all through this land (wear a mask, wash your hands), The virus is spreading all through this land and it ain't going to spare no gambling man, The virus is spreading all through this land (wear a mask, wash your hands).
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Eat out to help out, What a jolly idea. Eat out to help out, But not on wine or beer. Eat out to help out, Because we need the tax. Eat out to help out, You don't have to wear a mask. Eat out to help out, It's your civic duty. Eat out to help out, You can save the economy. Eat out to help out, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday too. Eat out to help out, If you don't mind the queue. Eat out to help out, It's so much fun. Eat out to help out, We can blame the young. Eat out to help out, Even though they're serving us. Eat out to help out, We'll still kick up a fuss. Eat out to help out, Continuing in major chains. Eat out to help out, While local business' fail. Eat out to help out, But no more than six!
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At the beginning of lockdown Cigar Box Guitarist Stu Crane (Sergeant Buzfuz, 3 Chords & A Lie) was trying to cope with both him and his partner trying to hold down full time jobs whilst looking after their 4 year old daughter before becoming another Covid redundancy. He started writing songs and adapted a couple of traditional blues songs about the pandemic for the Mustard Seed Studios Virtual Open Mic.

When lockdown eased Stu recorded these songs with other musicians involved in the open mic at East London's Mustard Seed Arts Factory whilst socially distancing.

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released December 2, 2020

Stu Crane - Cigar Box Guitar and Vocals
Dominic Clark - Drums, Backing Vocals, Bass, Trumpet and Production
Paul Michael Jones - Backing Vocals
David Edward Murcutt - Accordion
Elisa Prilleux - Backing Vocals
Paul Romane - Harmonica, Backing Vocals

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Captain Hippie Pants Coronavirus Rants London, UK

At the beginning of lockdown Stu Crane (Sergeant Buzfuz, 3 Chords & A Lie) was trying to cope with both him and his partner trying to hold down full time jobs whilst looking after their 4 year old daughter. He started writing songs for the Mustard Seed Studios Virtual Open Mic. When lockdown eased Stu recorded these songs with other musicians involved at Mustard Seed whilst socially distancing. ... more

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